Condom Machine

Condom Machine

Condom Machine

Condom Machine

We saw this one and split our sides laughing, put any silly joker in a silly enough costume and you will laugh! This white box shaped costume is made of foam-backed fabric and simply slips over the wearers head. Shown here with models own black trousers and long sleeved top (not included). There is a slot for coins and the pack includes 12 fake condoms. There is a fabric chute inside the costume and you can drop the condoms down there and the user opens the Velcro door flap and can remove the condom. One size fits most.

Please refer to our size guide for standard UK sizes.
(All sizes measured in inches)

These sizes are just for reference only. Please see individual costume drop down box for available sizes, if there is no drop down box please read the costumes description for specific sizes, The below is just a guide as some costumes may vary.

Mens Small Chest 32"-36" Medium Chest 36"-40" Large Chest 40"-44" X Large Chest 44"-50"	Womens X small 6-8  Bust 32" - 34" Waist 24" - 26" Hips 33" - 35" Small 8-10 Bust 34" - 36" Waist 26" - 28" Hips 35" - 37"    Medium 10-12 Bust 36" - 38" Waist 28" - 30" Hips 37" - 39"    Large 12-14 Bust 38" - 40" Waist 30" - 32" Hips 39" - 41" X large 16+ Bust 40"+ Waist 32"+ Hips 41"+	Childrens Toddler 2-3yrs  Height 33"38" Small 3-5 yrs Height 38" - 43" Medium 6-8yrs Height 45" - 50"  Large 9-12 yrs Height 52"-57"
Dogs Small   Jack Russell Medium Cocker Spaniel Large   Bull Dog X Large  Rottweiler

UK Mainland Delivery Options

1 Standard Delivery
Our delivery charge for orders up to £70.00 placed before 12.00 noon Monday to Thursday is £7.99 via DHL or Royal Mail; This is normally dispatched within 72 hours of the order being placed. 

2 Free Delivery
UK Orders over £70.00 are delivered FREE OF CHARGE via our Standard Delivery Service.

3 Express Delivery - via DHL or Royal Mail Guaranteed Next Day Delivery
The charge for this service is £11.99, orders are posted the same day you place your order as long as it is before 2.00pm Monday to Thursday (due to arrive the next working day). Friday orders received before 2pm will be processed and posted same day but may not arrive until Monday.
 
4 Small Order Charge is £4.75 via first class Royal Mail Recorded Delivery
For orders less than £10.00 we offer a small order service of £4.75. Dispatch is by first class Royal Mail post recorded delivery. This is not a next day service and can take up to 3 to 5 working days to arrive.

5 Pick Up from our shop at 119 Shaftesbury Avenue

The charge for this service is £5.50, Our shop is located in Central London. Your order will be ready for collection 24 hours after you have received an email from us headed order collection notification. Please check your email to confirm goods are available for pickup. Please note that it is not possible to return items purchased from our website to our Shaftesbury Avenue Shop.