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Watch out Swamp Kids are About!
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Here at fancydress.com we like to raise children up above the dross of the modern world and elevate their young minds with high literary art. With this in mind we have a little poem for your young ones.
If, like us, your young’uns like a bit of gooo, slime or grime then we would invite you to take a look at our friendly swamp below. |
Hot Snot, Bogie Pie
Mix it up With a dead dogs eye Stir it Stir It Til it's Nice and Thick Wash it down With a Cup of Cold Sick! |
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But beware they are all little monsters in there! Fancy Dress costumes in the best possible taste, what a party these would have!
